dean rocks

Jul 09

I’m going Home

In two weeks,

I’ll be at home watching something…

Anyways,

For the ones who don’t know me,

I am pursuing a relationship.

I’ve got just the girl in mind.

her initials are S.T.

I like her.

I have liked her for a long, time.

CHUCK EM UP, DUCESSS!

-M.J.

Jul 07

Ini

Ini

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Jun 22

ooooh, baby

ooooh, baby

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Jun 01

I

May 28

this place blows

Ra-ra & I have been making out so to speak.

ok, the way we do it is;

1. french kiss

2. I feel her up

not at the same time (long story)

sex is impossible (another log story)

I’ll give you an abbreviated version about why sex is impossible.

The Administration doesn’t give a fuck about the students

we have to do an assessment, which really pisses me off

because Ra-ra & I feel this place blows (hence the title of this post)

until next time

chuck ‘em up

DEUCES,

MJ

May 19

prom/formal & no sex

there was a formal dance but, no sex (as indicated in the title of this blog entry) no kiss, no hugs, there was only  hand holding 

there were 2 smoking hot girls there 

they’re names were gabby &  corinne. i fell for corinne not immediately but once we held hands, BAM, i fell into trance kinda like a siren on supernatural. i’ll tell u why i think she’s a siren; i asked her age she said i’m 17. then, she asked mine. i hesitated, luckily i had my phone, after a few minutes, i grabbed my phone and typed 30. she said whoa ur old. then, she said something that i didn’t and i still don’t get it. she said “nobody has to know” i was like holy fuck, i didn’t actually say that

until next time

chuck ‘em up

DUECES,

MJ

May 15

prom/formal & sex

on thursday, I go to my “prom”, I put prom in quotes  because I’m 30 years old & I don’t feel like calling it a prom. I don’t really agree with my school’s discisons, but, I have no choice but to obey by their rules. I wanna have sex.  I’m a virgin &  I’m not afraid to admit it.  I can’t “spank the monkey” for some reason & I’m not going to disclose that info. I’ve seen “American Pie” 9 times. I feel for jim & those guys. I actually cry. I used to hump my bed every fucking night. Now, I can only masterbate when I’m in my wheelchair, that’s right I’m disabled ok, I’m looking for that special someone who’ll love me for me, if you’re that someone, message me

until then or next time,

chuck ‘em up,

dueces,

MJ

May 14

I agree

I agree

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May 13